scrapes:

no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

(via seedy)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via gamemer)

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

(via stability)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

(via succeeding)